Lets face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race(Which of course isn't a race at all)
That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this poem
It ends.
- Yick Loong
at our place
the bonds are more than covalent.
surpassing newton's laws of motion,
we define what is multiplication.
make no mistake there ain't no inflation.
sticks like glue,
smells like teen spirit
what perks you:
allright. these are the pics tt we took at crystal jade
don't we just love casey goh??
eh eh look at the guys. we are gleaming. look closely.
Branching out into 22 different paths
Introduced into new communities
A new phase of life we embrace
But the flame will never die
So long we strive together
There will never be a last supper
For this is what makes 18/05 special
Always keeping the dream alive